George: Howdy, I’d like to apply for the job opening as a Bannister (sic).
Interviewer: Sir, the word is Barista! What qualifications do you have?
George: Sorry. I won’t make that mistake again. I guess I got faulty information from my aides.
My qualifications, I was the leader of the free world for eight years. I was in charge of the Federal Budget
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